Scotty Don't Beam Me Up Shirt
Boxy Original
For Him, For Her, and Unisex
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Product FAQ - T-shirt - Gilden 5000
Product
- Without side seams:
- Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
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Ribbed knit collar without seam:
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
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Shoulder tape:
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- General
- The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
- The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
- Wash
- Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
- Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
- Dry
- Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
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